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If you want to get your clothes washed & dried while you are wearing them and if you are one of those lucky personalities who travel the lengths and breadths of mumbai (mumbaay as it popularly pronounced mostly by those who don’t get or don’t need to travel in trains!) ………

okay……. so i was on that ki how you can ‘wash & dry’……

its actually simple than one might think.

1) Just get in any train from suburbs like Dombivli, Thane, Borivli etc. going ‘up’ towards CST or Churchgate between 8.00am and 9.00am.(The timing is to be followed strictly to get best results)

2) Don’t go finding any seat because this not just another day’s journey towards your workplaces, its the ‘wash & dry’ outing. [if you sit then the washing machine may not be able to work to its best ability as not entire area of your clothing will be exposed to the 'washing system' of ''suburb special fully automatic EMU ('electro motive unit') washing machine''. ]

3) Now get in local train and stand in the main passage with all your determination and the belief that at the end of it you will be entirely different person! {i.e. with emu wash & dried clothes}.

4) Now entirely out of proportion number of wishful commuters with the same objective as yours will get poured in , carrying with them their luggage and baggage.

But don’t you hesitate because these thing are setting up the washing cycle.

5) Now the motorman will set the program for washing cycle to either prg 1 = multistage slow washing (slow train) or the prg2= few step quick wash (fast train) [note :its highly recommended for short distance commuters to go for prg1 since the get more whirlpools and wriggling movements due to 'population dynamics' when emu stops at all stations ].

For long dist commuters the prg2 will do because the lesser number of whirlpools and wriggling movements are compensated by the jerks and synchronized movements they go through during the emu passes from long distance of fast patch.

6) And finally now its the drying time.

Now the washing cycle bifurkates as most of the wishful commuter get down the dadar(w) and dadar central stations and they get the liberty of carrying out the ‘drying’ in the free open air.

Those who are left in emu have two options for drying; 1st:they have they whole blast of air coming in from emu washing machine door or then the automatic drying fans which are placed on the upper wall of emu machine compartment. The 20 minutes drying is good enough to complete the ‘washing & drying’ cycle as you get ready to get down at your work station (karma bhumi).

…………Not everybody needs to be the model who worked in the ad of ”livin” jeans to get their clothes washed this way!
N.B.- If unfortunately you are living in areas like dadar then don’t expect the quality results as mentioned in company booklet. Central Mumbaikars can go down side and then again travel ‘up‘ to get one cycle [Bandra to Dadar] in the fully automatic ‘emu’ washing machine.